JSP 101
Does anyone have the Word template for JSP 101 that I can install? I’m sick of trying to wrestle with Bill Gates about this paragraph alignment!
Is there a link I can download it from?
McFry
PS – The motor Vehicle Authority boils my piss!
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Matt,
Go into ‘Word’, ‘Format’, ‘Bullets and Numbering’, and finally ‘Outline Numbered’. Choose the ‘Customize…’ button and format away. ‘Number format’, ‘number style’, ‘start at’ and ‘Font’ (set at Arial, Regular, 11) are self evident. Change ‘aligned at’, ‘Tab space after’ and ‘Indent at’ for each level (these being 1.; a.; (1); (a)), setting initially at 0, 1, 0 respectively and increasing each by 1cm every level.
A bit tedious but once done works perfectly and you know how to adjust thereafter. Chose this saved formatted ‘Outline Numbered’ each time you start a new document and you’ll be plain sailing here on in.
Very many thanks David – it was kicking the crap out of me trying to re-format after having started already!
Does that cool down one’s urine or fix issues with Mr Gates? By the way, what exactly did cause the comment regarding the fine folks at the MVA?
Why the MVA SUCKS! – The abridged version.
Unlike the UK where you can fill out a form and send off your documents in the post – they have a system that was put in place by a guy who used to run a meat counter in the supermarket. You queue (out of the door and right thguest the way down the street – having had to take time off work ofcourse)for nearly 2 hours to then be given a number. You then sit inside and wait for a non-disclosed amount of time to then see a paerson behind a counter…..who then tells you to go away and come back with other bits of paper which as a guest of the country you don’t necessarily have. So you then have to take more time off work to go through the whole process to then be told you need something else….which they could have easily told you before.
The latest incident was with the wife who was sent away again, having now sorted the social security issues, because she couldn’t prove that she lives at the same address as me……even though the British embassy wanted to speak with them and send a fax, and the lease agreement has both names on. I now have to go with Ulli to ‘sign for her’.
Hance – it makes our piss boil….I feel a strong letter coming on. We have been advised that next time we go there we have to point at the nearest Mexican and say “I want whatever package he’s getting.”
I am about to have a number of t-shirts printed that say “MVA SUCKS” and I will sit outside where the queue is to see how many I can sell before they have me arrested……and like I say – that’s the abridged version.
I’m going for a lie down now.
McFry